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Tea and Tonic

Hi there! My name is Laura and I just got a BA in art history. Let's see how long it takes for all that tuition money to come back.

Art, feminism, music, movies, puppies, television, fashion, funny things, and me.

Have a wonderful day, please.

I can handle a spider situation myself if:
a) it’s very small
b) it’s in the tub and i can wash it down the drain
c) I have an extendable swiffer
d) that’s it
e) save me

job interviewer: and what would you say is your greatest weakness?
me: i would have to say cheez doodles

letliveandlettucker:

Lynn Hershman, Roberta Breitmore Series

Me: If you gonna throw shade
Me: You betta either throw it straight in their face or throw it in the trash
Rachel: boom there it is

Why is it that I can stay up until 3 to watch a movie but when I’m doing homework I feel exhausted by 10:30?

lacigreen:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.

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so weird it’s almost like girls actually masturbate or something

Ok that guy is older than you and you’re a minor drinking whiskey unsupervised in the middle of the woods, I think you should let him take the Jack, Scott.

Of course your high school is full of werewolves, what do you expect in a building that keeps making screeching noises and that weird “woooooOOooooooohhhhhh” atmospheric sound.

WHY DO I STAY UP SO LATE I GET HUNGRY AND EVERYTHING LOOKS DELICIOUS